Here’s how the Internet spent Thursday.

1. A man in China has trained his male poodle to walk upright on his hind legs while dressed from head to paw as a schoolgirl. It is absolutely mesmerizing. 

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2. Well, I guess it’s settled. Govern yourselves accordingly.

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3. After retrieving the basketball during Wednesday’s First Four game vs. Boise State, Dayton’s Dyshawn Pierre had to retrieve his shorts. 

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